ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
if i can run in heels then i can drive
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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