Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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