dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
she smelled like a LAN party
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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