One girl and one boy is just not enough.
where am i from again
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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