so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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