no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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