I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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