I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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