Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
My penis needs a shock collar
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
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