Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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