Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
