I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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