You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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