Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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