So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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