fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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