Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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