i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
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Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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