How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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