So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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