this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
