My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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