I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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