Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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