About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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