i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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