idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
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after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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