He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
