I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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