We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
It's just like the Real World with babies
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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