dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Randomize
