fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Who wears a wallet chain?!
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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