Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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