I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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