I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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