# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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