new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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