I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
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