But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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