When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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