Your face is a jimmy john
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
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If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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