The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
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taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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