i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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