Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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