How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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