We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
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He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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