Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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