spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Will exercising make me less horny?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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