I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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