Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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