Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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