Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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